My company gym membership just expired and can no longer be renewed because I’m a lazy ass and a ningas kugon queen (according to my dad, which is true). I’m on my own from now on so in that case, hello Jillian Michaels.

Effective March 2012. My despedida party for extra rice, Mcdo, excessive sweets should last for at least 3 weeks. For the nth time, wish me luck!